tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414826739553623574.post2952083547987975928..comments2024-03-26T16:06:54.317-04:00Comments on Reflections From The Bell Curve: Not-So-Brave New WorldPat Bartonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15461263795359198289noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414826739553623574.post-7562755811774480162013-12-19T09:13:57.820-05:002013-12-19T09:13:57.820-05:00In the future, an invisible extraneous information...In the future, an invisible extraneous information shield. You wear the shield and, like a super duper spam filter, it filters out everything that might distract you from what you want to focus on, like phone alarms, commercials, and amusing you-tube videos. Not good while driving, unless it allows you to see distractions like other drivers on cell phones, applying makeup, or checking their texts. You have to be able to protect yourself. Unfortunately, members of Congress would probably use it to avoid distraction by any opposing viewpoint. krowebarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13141334640101722562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414826739553623574.post-11212070248335376252013-12-01T11:29:59.952-05:002013-12-01T11:29:59.952-05:00The future is bright indeed. Fear not the risk of ...The future is bright indeed. Fear not the risk of hernia of hemorrhage in passing even the most recalcitrant of stools.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6414826739553623574.post-38025161233077178862013-12-01T11:16:25.559-05:002013-12-01T11:16:25.559-05:00In the future you will never have to squeeze your ...In the future you will never have to squeeze your own shit out. Say goodbye to straining, grunting, and groaning. Never again wipe a messy partially-evacuated bowel. The Dyson Vacuum Bidet and Dryer will suck it out of you and squirt a milky, moisturizing, spring-scented cleanser up your butt hole followed by a blast of hot air and a brilliant flash of infra-red germ-destroying radiation. The phrase "I don't give a shit" will no longer signify a state of impassivity, the very act of defecation having been denuded of its essential nature, primal and volitional.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com