As thick as my skin has become about the insults routinely tossed at my lifelong home State, those "Which Exit?" jokes have gotten stale. And not long ago, after hearing someone who has been in just a few States refer to Jersey as "The Garbage State", I constructed a list of license plate pejoratives for all the States I've visited. If - like me - you're a proud Jersey Boy or Girl, let's retaliate, OK?
California - Like, totally!
Kansas - Forgettable - like the band.
Massachusetts - Kennedy, Inc.
Minnesota - Closed Nov-Feb.
North Dakota - Anybody home?
Utah - Where Church & State Meet
Warning: Full list of forty six - available upon request - is for mature audiences only.