The world did not end, again. So, I've decided to rub my crystal ball. How much more wrong could I be than many others who've tried this? Why not join me? Following are just three of my more snarky predictions - what are yours?
* After being released, Lindsay Lohan will be back in jail before another year passes.
* In order to sell more needless product to us narcissistic baby boomers, marketers will find at least three more "Fiftieth Anniversary Of..." non-events to celebrate in 2013.
* The 2016 presidential campaign will begin within weeks of the Oscar ceremonies.
Come on, let's not let the Mayans have all the fun, shall we?