What Are You Looking At?

Imagine you're sitting somewhere people watching. What would cross your mind as you walked by?

Living near the ocean, my wife and I have ample opportunity to people watch. And like many people, we're not above being snarky. Recently our whispered comments prompted me to wonder what snide remarks I'd make about me (or us) as I (or we) came into view.

Why doesn't that guy trim those eyebrows?

How long do you suppose he's owned that pair of glasses?

How's that for a shoe and matching sock?

Maybe the next time we're walking on the boardwalk I'll look for someone looking at us and approach them to ask what they were thinking. What do you suppose are my chances of getting an honest answer?