* DJs would be required to announce to their audiences if they'd never spent any time practicing a musical instrument
* TVs would not be allowed in restaurants
* "Inspirational" e-mails would cost senders a fee for each person they sent them to
* Use of the word "genius" would be limited to once per person per decade
* Any questions a caller has to later answer for an operator after answering the identical one previously for a voice mail prompting system would result in cash being paid to the caller
* Christopher Walken's next starring role would be in a romantic comedy
And today in your perfect world?
About Me
- Pat Barton
- My most recent single release - "My True North" - is now available on Bandcamp. Open my profile and click on "audio clip".
I have to think about my "perfect world" requirements.There are a bunch but among them :
ReplyDeleteAnything printed for public viewing (ie menus, signs, etc.) would have to be proofread by someone with a brain and a working knowledge of basic English. If I see one more "special's" on a menu I may just cross that restaurant off my list permanently and that includes my favorite bar.
Now I sure hope I didn't spell anything wrong.